(Ugly/Crazy) for the rest of your life

[Joseph McCollum]

>    I haven't tracked down that exact quote, but this comes from my
>research on W. C. Fields, in the classic film IT'S A GIFT (1934):
>
>    "I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be crazy the rest of your
>life."

I've usually heard the story involving Winston Churchill and Lady Astor.
Lady Astor:  "Sir, you are drunk!"
Winston:        "Madam, you are ugly.  Tomorrow I shall be sober."