Belize City Airport food and drink

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TACA INTERNATIONAL (or, Do You Know the Way to San Jose?)

DRIVER:  Which airline?
POPIK:  TACA.
DRIVER:  Take A Chance--oops!

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BELIZE CITY AIRPORT FOOD & DRINK

   From the small restaurant on the second floor, next to the "waving gallery," is:

Strawberry margaritas
Banana daiquiris
Peach panty droppers (coconut rum, peach snapps (sic), peach puree)
Panty ripper (coconut rum, pineapple juice)
Belize Breeze (local white rum, cranberry juice, lime)
Caribbean cruise--extra lg. 24 oz. (local rum, vodka, coconut rum, pineapple juice)

Belizean Hot Wings--Move over Buffalo!

BURGERS:
The 767--Two 1/4 lb. patties with bacon and cheese.
The 737--Your classic 1/4 lb. burger.  Add your favourite cheese.