Lost positives

AAllan at AOL.COM AAllan at AOL.COM
Tue Jan 29 17:16:33 UTC 2002

Here's an enjoyable romp through lost positives:

                          How I met my wife
                            by Jack Winter
               Published 25 July 1994 in the New Yorker

It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very chalant,
despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate.

I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I saw her standing
alone in a corner.  She was a descript person, a woman in a state of total
array.  Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she moved in a gainly

. . . .
- Allan Metcalf

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