Dumspam of the week

[James A. Landau]

I just got a pornospam that read "When was the last time you had an "E" Cup
in your:
Hand".

That's even worse than the trial last week for a boating accident, in which a
defense witness said the defendant "was always very conscientious of his
surroundings".

       - Jim Landau

P.S. to Barry Popik:  That "hot dog frankfurter" was a bad translation of the
old proberb "Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating a hot dog
without the mustard."