Make/take a left/right, etc.

[Kim & Rima McKinzey]

>Boring
>Oregon City
>
>As a resident of the latter locality, I'm always inclined to comment, as
>The New Yorker might once have done, "Just give the directions, please!"

Not quite the same thing, but in Oakland, CA there was a building
(not sure if it's still there) with the sign:  Iamba Building.  Every
time I passed it I couldn't resist saying, "Yes, you are."

Rima