instructions

[Vida J Morkunas]

Wow. The instructions' writer is not only linguistically limited, but
directionally challenged !

Aside from the instructions, how do you like your new pen? Is this a pen
that doubles as a Palm Pilot stylus?

Cheers !

Vida.
Vidamorkunas at telus.net


-----Original Message-----
From: American Dialect Society [mailto:ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU]On Behalf Of
Mark A. Mandel
Sent: Tuesday, December 30, 2003 7:46 PM
To: ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
Subject: instructions

For the
        Micro Innovations 4-in-1 Stylus Pen:

        >>>

TO USE:

1. In order to properly select the function of this pen, you must hold
the pen horizontally flat (perpendicular to the ground). Note: This pen
uses gravity to determine its function.

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Words fail me. (They certainly failed this writer! or vice versa.)

-- Mark A. Mandel