Divorce, Jewish style

[James A. Landau]

> A New York judge is presiding over the divorce
> proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final
> papers have been signed and the divorce is
> complete the woman thanks the judge and says
> "Now I have to arrange for a Get."
>
> The judge inquires what she means by a Get. So,
> the woman explains that a Get is a religious
> ceremony required under the Jewish religion in
> order to receive a divorce.
>
> The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony
> like a Bris?
>
> She replies "Yes, very similar, only in this
> case you get rid of the entire schmuck."

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