Teen acronyms - the new etymological threat
wuxxmupp2000 at YAHOO.COM
Sat Dec 11 23:06:33 UTC 2004
Hey, rounders! Rounderettes! Know how many funky faux folk etymologies be circulatin for the teen fave flave "pimp"? Neither do I, so I peeped Urbandictionary.com and dug the following. That's right!
Playa In Many Places
Person Into Marketing Prostitutes
Playa In the Music Profession
Pussy Is My Pleasure
Pussy In My Position
Put It in My Palm (That's them ducats, dudes and dudettes!)
Put It in My Pocket (Mo scrilla fo Godzilla, if you dig!)
Paper in My Pocket (Ditto, yo!)
Now some peops aint hoppin with whats poppin, so they dream up smart acronyms that diss the dudes what do:
Piss in My Pants
Pee In My Pants
Poop In My Pants
But da pimpest are da inscrutable Gollum-based
Pizaa Is My Precious
And da etymology champ,
Procuring for Immoral Purposes
(As a professional observer of the demotic, I discovered these while editing "pimp," n. and v., for Oxford the other day, yo.)
So, parents, if you wanna be pimp, talk to your teens! Or, better yet, when you see em comin, run like hell!
Peace and yo,
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