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[Grant Barrett]

A similar one goes:

Why does all the corn in Missouri lean north? Because Iowa sucks.

(or substitute west and Kansas; I've never heard it with Illinois,
Arkansas, or the other four states which touch Mo.)

Grant Barrett


On Sep 27, 2004, at 10:59, Patti J. Kurtz wrote:

> Then there's the old joke I heard while living in Oklahoma:  why is
> Oklahoma so windy?
>
> because Kansas sucks and Texas blows.