"Call me a cab/taxi" (1901)
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This probably comes from a humor magazine such as Life, Puck, Judge, or
Texas Siftings. Here it is in the mouth of a famous American.
_The Coffee Place's Joke Stack_ (http://www.thecoffeepla
The Coffee Place's Joke Stack. "Call me a taxi," said the fat man. "Okay,"
the doorman. "You're a taxi, but you look more like a truck to me." ... ...
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(PROQUEST HISTORICAL NEWSPAPERS)
_MR. CHOATE ARRAIGNED BEFORE THE LOTOS CLUB; Pleads Guilty to Intense Joy at
Being Home Again. Mr. Carnegie Testifies to New York's Good Government --
Senator Depew, ex-Speaker Reed, and Mark Twain Also Heard. _
New York Times (1857-Current file). New York, N.Y.: Nov 17, 1901. p. 3 (1
Mr. Howland added another to the collection of Choate anecdotes the dinner
"At a certain drawing room in London," said he, "a guest approached Mr.
Choate, who was in the conventional dress of the English waiter, and said, 'Call
me a cab.' 'All right,' said Mr. Choate, 'if you wish it. You're a cab.'"
_A Choate Story._
The Atlanta Constitution (1881-2001). Atlanta, Ga.: Jan 26, 1902. p. 7 (1
(same as below, but from the Buffalo Commercial--ed.)
_Choate's "Hansom" Apology._
The Atlanta Constitution (1881-2001). Atlanta, Ga.: Feb 3, 1902. p. 5 (1
Brooklyn Eagle: Now that Ambassador Choate has returned from "near the Court
of St. James," the following story, among many others about him, is in
circulation: A semo-state reception was given at the residence of a certain lord
and Mr. Choate, in his "court dress" of plain broadcloth, was inconspicuous
in comparison with the gold laced and insignia decorated representative of
When the nigh was waning one of the departing guests, whose indulgence
probably made him forget that English lackeys on such occasions were the livery of
their office, approached Mr. CHoate and requested him to call him a cab. The
response was a blank stare. Upon his repeating the request: "Won;t you call
me a cab, please?" Mr. Choate responded: "Certainly. You're a cab." Imagine
the indignation of the insulted Englishman, who, upon making complaint to the
host, was asked, as a favor. to point out the offender.
After a search through the crowded saloons the Englishman was quite at the
elbow of Mr. Choate when he exclaimed: "That's the man!" The whispered reply,
"Why, that's the United States ambassador," was heard by Mr. Choate. Then a
presentation and explanation of the unfortunate mistake. Mr. Choate, in his
characteristic way, said: "My lord, the gentleman need not fell at all
disturbed; I remember the circumstance very well. If the gentleman had been just a
little more polite I should have called him a 'hansom cab.'"
DATES: 1799–1859 American politician who served as a U.S.
representative (1831–1834) and senator (1841–1845) from Massachusetts. His son Joseph
Hodges Choate (1832–1917) was ambassador to Great Britain (1899–1905).
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