A couple of phallicisms

[Wilson Gray]

On Mar 2, 2005, at 11:49 PM, Douglas G. Wilson wrote:

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> I presume these are testimonials from some of those e-mail
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> which I deleted unread.
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> What is a "molunk chunk"?
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> -- Doug Wilson
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Nope, these are genuine folk-descriptions used in the telling of
what-a-night-I-had-that-chick-was-so-fine-I-wanted-to-suck-her-daddy's-
dick stories. Back in the day, there must have been dozens of these.
Unfortunately, that day was a half-century ago, so these few are about
all that I can remember.
With respect to "molunk chunk," It's a chunk of an imaginary, very hard
substance invented to fill out the brag.

-Wilson Gray