A couple of phallicisms

[neil]

on 3/3/05 4:42 am, Wilson Gray at wilson.gray at RCN.COM wrote:

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> My dick was as hard as a molunk chunk
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> My dick was as hard as times was in 1932
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> My dick was so hard that I didn't have enough skin left to close my eyes
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> -Wilson Gray

Not so much hard as sweet:

"I don't want to do this." I said.
He stepped back. He had an erection. "You don't like it?"
He rubbed himself with one hand. "My dick's so sweet, it'll give you
cavities."
-- Susanna Moore, 'In The Cut', Picador, London, 1996, 163

-Neil Crawford (who has come across 'hard as a policeman's nightstick')