Lebofsky lexicon

[Mark A. Mandel]

Barry quotes:
   >>>>>
Pg. ?: Close the stable or the horse'll get out, who died--your flag is at
half-mast, your lunch box is open, flies cause disease--keep yours closed,
what do birds do?-- your fly is open.
 <<<<<

The only one of these I've ever heard is the "flag" one. I'll add:
        "X. Y. Z.: EXamine Your Zipper"

-- Mark
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