defense = verb

[Mullins, Bill]

>That's nice to know.  I suspected as much, but there was a small part
>of me that wondered if Justice Rehnquist just got carried away
>pondering the reaction of our brave heroes of Bunker Hill and
>Gettysburg to the installation of condom dispensers on the hallowed
>battlegrounds...

That reminds me:

Why was the ground slippery at Bunker Hill?

The British kept coming and coming . . . .