Horny

[Joel S. Berson]

When you get attacked by an angry giant gorilla,
                              that's
                          DEADLY.
When you get attacked by a horny giant gorilla,
                              that's
                         CLASSIC.

[New York Times Magazine, Nov. 20, 2005, p. 17.  Advertisement by
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