Hi!

Erik Hoover grinchy at GRINCHY.COM
Wed Apr 9 15:50:16 UTC 2008


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        Erik Hoover
        Business Analyst
        Novomer, Inc.
        Ithaca, NY
        607-330-2321
        eah at novomer.com

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On Apr 9, 2008, at 11:37 AM, Brenda Lester wrote:
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> Love you too, WG.
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> Wilson Gray <hwgray at GMAIL.COM> wrote:  ----------------------
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> Hi, sugar!
> They had extreme people on Today: a man only five feet tall and a
> woman six feet four. The guy was married and had a family. He wasn't a
> dwarf. Since he was very close to having regular proportions, he was a
> midget. The woman, except for being very tall for a chick, was
> normally proportioned and of average looks. She said that she mostly
> shopped on line, since there aren't any stores specializing in
> extra-tall women who wear size-14 shoes. (My size-12's are abnormally
> small, for a person of my height.) She said that she never had a
> single date till she was in her mid-twenties. It was partially her own
> fault, since she said that she wanted to date only guys of her own
> height or taller. So, she misspent her youth as a bastitball whore.
> Now, she has a boyfriend who's only 5' 11." The midget didn't mention
> his wife's height. But, of course, short women are easy to find.
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> Love you,
> -Wilson
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