New military strategy: if you can't teach GI's to conjugate in Arabic, try teaching linguists to kill
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New military strategy: if you can't teach GI's to conjugate in Arabic,
try teaching linguists to kill
Giving up on plans to beef up the nation's defenses by teaching
thousands of military personnel critical languages, the army has
decided that it's easier to train linguists to shoot and do one-handed
push ups than it is to get soldiers to learn Arabic or Pashto.
True to its slogan, "Be all that you can be," the Army turns America's
muffin-topped teens into lean, mean fighting machines. But while it
has no problem training raw recruits to break down and reassemble
their rifles blindfolded in a sandstorm, its well-publicized efforts
to teach our troops the languages of the enemy have failed.
Most soldiers can't even pronounce Iran and Iraq correctly (as if an
M-16 is not enough of a give-away, calling these countries eye-ran and
eye-rack instantly labels you as "not from around here" in the tinder
box that is the Middle East). . . .
there just aren’t enough non-Arab-Americans who speak Arabic and have
the clearance to work in counter-terrorism and military operations.
And so, instead of drilling hopelessly anglophone troops in the Arabic
I don't know but I've been told,
amo-amas-amat . . .
a tactic which hasn't produced enough fluent speakers of the language,
the service is now looking for a few good native speakers of Arabic to
join up for translator duty.
By combing through the millions of résumés on monster.com and emailing
anyone listing Arabic as a language skill, Uncle Sam found enough
volunteers to form the 51st TICO (Translator and Interpreter Company)
and put them through translator training at a fake Iraqi village in
the Mojave Desert. . . . .
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