CANDY and JUNK (UNCLASSIFIED)

[Mullins, Bill AMRDEC]

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> Poster:       Wilson Gray <hwgray at GMAIL.COM>
> Subject:      Re: CANDY and JUNK
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> Remember the '70's SNL sketch in which the guys are sitting around
> shooting the shit about women. They're all talking, except for Garrett
> Morris. They're all going on and on about breasts, bosoms, bazooms,
> boobs, racks, etc. Finally, they notice that Garrett hasn't said
> anything. So, one asks, "Garrett, what do *you* like about a woman?"
> Garrett replies, in his N'Awlins accent, "Ah lack a gal wiff a big
> butt."
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Followed by:  "The kind you can beat on wiff a car antenna."

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