Heard on Springer: "Sex?" "No."

Wilson Gray hwgray at GMAIL.COM
Wed May 25 17:24:31 UTC 2011


Mid-twenty-ish black, male speaker:

"She comes over to me, Jerry. She unbottons my shirt and starts
rubbing my chest. Then, Jerry, she unzips my pants!"

Jerry:

"And then you had sex."

Guest:

"No, Jerry. I got a blowjob."
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Extra, added attraction

Jerry:

"Do you have any feelings for him?"

Twenty-ish, white, female speaker:

"No."

Jerry:

"So, it was just a one-time thing."

Guest:

"No. It was a few-times thing."


Nothing to see, here, folks. I just thought it was cute. :-)

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-Wilson
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