Victor Steinbok aardvark66 at GMAIL.COM
Sat Aug 11 14:50:40 UTC 2012

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> Top 9 Comments made by commentators at the 2004 Olympics
> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators  during
> the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
> 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
> her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
> 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
> from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
> and father."
> 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
> in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
> 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
> can expect the same thing again."
> 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
> like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
> IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
> 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
> got eleven Dicks on the field."
> 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
> that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
> them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
> Here are more excellent accidental jokes from sports commentators:
> http://bit.ly/MMiYBa
> #Sillyness


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