"Moby sex"?

Dan Goodman dsgood at IPHOUSE.COM
Sat Oct 26 18:52:14 UTC 2013

Q: For two years I was involved with “The Lifestyle” and experienced
some of my fantasies brought into reality. It was bliss. I met a “rock
star” who had this amazing long-term relationship with an ex-girlfriend.
For months we had an incredibly delicious three-way romp of crazy sex …
bondage, pigtails and much fun. Then I met an incredibly sexy man and
the four of us had “Moby sex.” It was the most mind-blowing
off-the-charts sexual encounter of my life! From there, the sex was like
a drug. I fell hard for this new guy.

He moved to another state, which broke my heart. He asked me to marry
him. Then he totally went bonkers and it has taken more than a year to
come to grips with the fact that he is too mentally unstable to commit
to me. I want to be free from all of it now. I am confused about going
back to vanilla after having so much “twist.” Will I be able to be
satisfied in a relationship now that I have opened Pandora’s Box? I want
a serious relationship with a man who will be my best friend and lover.
I had it, and now he is gone. How do I go back to where I was? I just
feel so empty and want love back in my life again.

A: In the interest of experiencing my very own mind-blowing,
off-the-charts sexual encounter of a lifetime, I googled “Moby sex,” to
no avail. What is this mysterious practice?
Dan Goodman
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