[Ads-l] when = 'if'

Geoffrey Steven Nathan geoffnathan at WAYNE.EDU
Tue Sep 29 20:07:04 UTC 2015


And, of course, there's the almost 60 year old

When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the way
>From your first cigarette
To your last dying day.

where it's clear that there's no time when you're not a Jet.

Geoff

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Interesting, but I think there's more to it.  The subject has to be an =
impersonal, "you" or "one", to get that non-temporal reading. (Of =
course, the Geico commercial [it is Geico, right?] plays on this by =
pretending that the audience for their commercials includes cats, but =
that's another matter.)  So consider:

When you're a Kurd, you have no homeland.  (No implication that you're =
sometimes a non-Kurd.)
When you're blind, railroad crossings can be a hazard. (No implication =
that there are/were times you aren't/weren't blind.)

or take this one, from the web:
"Creativity has got to start with humanity and when you're a human =
being, you feel, you suffer."
(Not directed specifically to werewolves or teenage mutant ninja turtles =
who can turn non-human.)

What you can't get, I think, is a case where the "you" really is =
second-personal and not impersonal, for example when no generic reading =
is possible. So compare:

When you're a woman, you avoid dark streets in sketchy neighborhoods =
after dark. =20
When you were a woman, you avoided dark streets in sketchy neighborhoods =
after dark.

Only the latter, with its true second-person subject, implies gender =
reassignment, sex change, or the like.  I agree that "if" paraphrases =
"when" in the relevant cases (i.e. when "one" more or less paraphrases =
"you"), but the tricky part is figuring out when this arises. =20

LH


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> On Sep 29, 2015, at 1:55 PM, Jonathan Lighter <wuxxmupp2000 at GMAIL.COM> =
wrote:
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> OED when, def. 8a ends by saying "sometimes nearly =3D 'if.'"
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> Cites go back to ca1175.
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> There is, however what I take to be a recent usage that goes further =
and
> essentially equals "if."
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> Current TV commercial:
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> "When you're a cat, you ignore people. It's what you do."
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> I.e., you ignore people "if" you're a cat. "When" implies there are =
times
> when you're not.
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> Which is never, if you're a cat.
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