[Ads-l] Quote: If I owned Hell and Texas, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell

Dan Goncharoff thegonch at GMAIL.COM
Fri Jul 2 12:06:52 EDT 2021


The phrase is unusual enough to make me ask: is there a "rent out X and
live in Y" that is older?

On Fri, Jul 2, 2021, 11:03 AM Baker, John <JBAKER at stradley.com> wrote:

> Sheridan’s 1880 speech, in which he specifically stated that the quip was
> from 1866, was printed in the Galveston News, Mar. 25, 1880, which is
> available in Gale Primary Sources:  Nineteenth Century U.S. Newspapers.
> Sheridan’s remarks were a reply to a toast, given at a banquet for
> ex-president Grant at the Tremont Hotel in Galveston on Mar. 24, 1880.  The
> relevant passage was as follows:
>
> “Speaking so kindly of Texas – and I speak from my heart – probably I
> ought to explain a remark I once made about it [loud applause], and I can
> do it in this way:  It was in 1866.  At that time we had some trouble with
> Mexico, and I went down to the border operating under the direction and
> influence of your honored guest here to-night.  I went down there to meet
> some of the representatives of the president of that country who were then
> at Chihuahua, and on my return to San Antonio I found a dispatch there
> which required me to go with the greatest haste to New Orleans.  I remember
> that I hired relays and coaches from San Antonio to Galveston, so that I
> had only to hitch on the wagon and go speedily.  I traveled day and night.
> It was in August and very warm, the dust being about as deep as it is in
> Mexico, where it has not rained for several months.  One or two officers
> fell sick and I left them.  I arrived in Galveton [sic] covered with dust.
> My eyes and ears and throat were filled with it; and I think I had about as
> much of the soil of Texas on me as would have raised a cotton crop.  I went
> to a little hotel (a voice:  the Washington); and in that condition, as I
> went up to register, one of these newspaper mem rushed up to me and said
> he:  “How do you like Texas?”  I was mad, and I said if I owned Texas and
> all hell, I would rent out Texas and live in hell.  [Applause.]  Now I want
> to assure you that by that expression I only meant to convey how much I was
> disgusted with that newspaper man.  It did not represent my opinion of
> Texas, and I know a great deal more about Texas than most people who are
> about here, and I have always had the very highest regard for Texas.  Every
> time I visit Texas I think a little more of it than ever before, as Gen.
> Grant said of his country when he came back to it.  [Applause.]”
>
> This version is similar to, but differs somewhat from, the version of the
> speech reprinted in 1938 and included in the Quote Investigator article.
> Let me know if you need a copy of the PDF.
>
>
> John Baker
>
>
> From: American Dialect Society <ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU> On Behalf Of
> ADSGarson O'Toole
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> Subject: Quote: If I owned Hell and Texas, I would rent out Texas and live
> in Hell
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> I received a request from a political pundit to explore the provenance
> of the quip in the subject line. Here is a link to the Quote
> Investigator article:
> https://quoteinvestigator.com/2021/07/01/texas-hell/<
> https://quoteinvestigator.com/2021/07/01/texas-hell>
>
> The Yale Book of Quotations and Barry Popik have entries on this
> topic. The earliest match I found appeared a couple months before the
> previously known citations.
>
> [ref] 1866 February 22, The Mobile Daily Times, Communicated from
> TRAVELER to the Editor of Mobile Times, Quote Page 2, Column 1,
> Mobile, Alabama. (Newspapers_com) [/ref]
>
> [Begin excerpt]
> So Gen. Sheridan, who was obliged to stop in Texas awhile on duty,
> said if “he owned Texas and h--l both, he would rent Texas and live in
> h--l!”
> [End excerpt]
>
> The other most important cites in the QI article are dated July 8,
> 1883 and 1938. The 1938 cite presents an excerpt from a speech by
> General Philip Sheridan that supposedly occurred in 1880. It would be
> nice to have earlier evidence for that speech.
>
> H. L. Mencken’s “A New Dictionary of Quotations” and Burton
> Stevenson's "The Macmillan Book Of Proverbs" (1948) both claim that
> Sheridan used the expression in 1855. Mencken and Stevenson usually
> provide valuable information, but I have found no evidence before
> 1866.
>
> Feedback welcome
> Garson O'Toole
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