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<i>My apologies:) -- Katy<br>
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</i>ARTIST: Monty Python<br>
Philosopher's Drinking Song<br>
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant<br>
Who was very rarely stable<br>
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar<br>
Who could think you under the table<br>
David Hume could out-consume<br>
Schopenhauer and Hegel<br>
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine<br>
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel<br>
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There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya<br>
'Bout the raising of the wrist<br>
Socrates himself was permanently pissed<br>
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John Stuart Mill, of his own free will<br>
Drank half a pint of shandy was particularly ill<br>
Plato, they say, could stick it away<br>
Half a crate of whiskey every day<br>
Aristotle, Aristotle<br>
Was a beggar for the bottle<br>
Hobbes was fond of his dram<br>
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart<br>
"I drink therefore I am"<br>
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Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed<br>
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed<br>
<font face="Times New Roman, Times">Kathleen E. Miller<br>
<i>Research Assistant to William Safire<br>
The New York Times<br>
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"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with
the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the
eye."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery</font></i></html>