<DIV style="font-family:Arial, sans-serif; font-size:10pt;"><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHANUKAH...</FONT></P></DIV>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">OY! WHAT A SHOCK!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">SOMEBODY OUTSIDE</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">WAS PICKING OUR LOCK!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND THERE AT THE DOOR</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">STOOD A 'ZAYDA' IN BLUE-</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND HE WORE ON HIS KUPP</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">A BLUE YARMULKA, TOO!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HIS PUNIM WAS SHAIN-</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE IT!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">'ROUND HIS NECK HUNG A CHAIN</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">WITH A GOLD MOGEN DOVID!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HE WORE SILKEN TSITZES</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">BENEATH HIS WOOL VEST,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND A SMALL FLAG OF ISRAEL</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">WAS DRAPED ON HIS CHEST!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HE SAID: 'I'M NO BURGLAR,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">SO PLEASE DON'T BE NERVOUS.</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">I'M THE SPIRIT OF CHANUKAH,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HERE AT OUR SERVICE!'</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">' MENCHEN ALL CALL ME</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">'REB' SHALOM SHAPIRO!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">WITHOUT ME, THIS YOM-TOV</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">MIGHT NEED A NEW 'HERO!''</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">'I VISIT ALL YIDLACH,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND BRING - KINNAHORRA-</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">GOOD FORTUNE AS BRIGHT</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AS A GLOWING MENORAH!'</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">'ICH SHLEPP LOTS OF BLESSINGS</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND CHANUKAH GELT,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND JOYS THAT ARE TAKKA</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">THE BEST IN DER VELT!'</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">'IF YOU KNOW NICE MENCHEN,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">I'LL VISIT THEM QUICK,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND I'LL BRING THEM GEZUNT</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND A HOUSEFUL OF GLICK!'</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">SO WE SENT HIM TO YOUR HOUSE,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND SHOOK HANDS AND PARTED.</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HE SHOUTED, 'SHALOM!'</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">OUT THE DOORWAY HE DARTED!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HE RAN TO A WAGON</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">WITH HORSES AHEAD.</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HE FED THEM SOME BAGELS,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND HERE'S WHAT HE SAID:</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">'LET'S GO, MOISH AND MENDEL!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">MAKE QUICK, MOE AND YUSSLE!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">PLEASE GIVE A RUSH, MALK A H!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HEY, HYMIE, PLEASE HUSTLE!'</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">THEN THEY RACED LIKE THE WIND!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND THEY GA LLOPED SO SHNELL,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">ALL HIS CLOTHING BLEW OFF,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND HIS GATKES AS WELL!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">SOON HE WAS SO KALT</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">THAT HIS TUSHIE TURNED BLUISH!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HE MOANED AND HE HOLLERED</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">IN ENGLISH AND JEWISH!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">SO, DON'T ACT EMBARRASSED,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND PLEASE DON'T BE RUDE</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">WHEN THAT FROSTBITTEN ZAYDA</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">ARRIVES IN THE NUDE!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">QUICK! WRAP HIM IN BLANKETS!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">DON'T BEAT 'ROUND THE BUSH'!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND TIE A HOT WATER BAG</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">ON HIS COLD TUSH!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">QUICK! FEED HIM SOME CHICHEN SOUP</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">HEISS AS CAN BE!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND GIVE HIM SOME SHNAPPS</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND A GLEZ'L HOT TEA!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">'CAUSE HE BRINGS YOU A HOUSEFUL</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">OF CHANUKAH WISHES</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AS WARM AND GESHMOCK</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AS PLATE OF HOT KNISHES!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND HE BRINGS TH EM FROM OUR HOUSE</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">SO FRIENDLY AND BRIGHT,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">SO YOUR HOUSE WILL KEEP GLOWING</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">WITH CHANUKAH LIGHT.</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">PLUS JOY SWEET AS TSUKKER,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND PEACE AND GOOD-CHEER</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND EVERYTHING FRAYLACH</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">EACH DAY OF THE YEAR!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND NONE IN YOUR FAMILY</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">WILL BE A SHLEMAZEL,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">FOR LIFE WILL BRING EACH OF YOU</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">SIMCHAS AND MAZEL!</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></P><FONT face="Courier New"> </FONT>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND ALL THROUGH THE FUTURE</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">YOUR HOPES WILL COME TRUE,</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">AND HIMMEL WILL BLESS</FONT>
</P><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Courier New">YOUR MISHPOCHA AND YOU!!!</FONT>
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