new way to carry cellphones

[peter webster]

The perfect location for cell phones...


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>La Grange, GA -  Attorney Antonio Mendoza was released from a trauma
>center after having a  cell phone removed from his rectum. "My dog drags
>the thing all over the  house," he said later. "He must have dragged it
>into the shower. I slipped on  the tile, tripped against the dog and sat
>down right on the thing." The  extraction took more than three hours due
>to the fact that the cover to Mr.  Mendoza's phone had opened during
>insertion. "He was a real trooper during  the entire episode," said Dr.
>Dennis Crobe. "Tony just cracked jokes and  really seemed to be enjoying
>himself. Three times during the extraction his  phone rang and each time,
>he made jokes about it that just had us rolling on  the floor. By the
>time we finished, we really did expect to find an answering  machine in
>there."
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peter