<HTML><BODY style="word-wrap: break-word; -khtml-nbsp-mode: space; -khtml-line-break: after-white-space; "><P align="center" style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; "><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#007F40" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>You Think English is Easy???</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P align="center" style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; "><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">Can you read these right the first time? <BR></SPAN></FONT></P><P align="center" style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; "><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT></P><P align="center" style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; "><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 1) The bandage was </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>wound</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> around the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>wound. <BR></B></SPAN></FONT></P><P align="center" style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; "><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia"><BR></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">2) The farm was used to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>produce produce</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 3) The dump was so full that it had to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>refuse </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">more </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>refuse</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia"><BR></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">4) We must </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>polish</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>Polish </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">furniture.</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">5) He could</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B> </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; text-decoration: underline;"><B>lead</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> if he would get the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>lead </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">out. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 6) The soldier decided to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>desert</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> his </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>dessert </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">in the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>desert. <BR></B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana"><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia"><BR></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">7) Since there is no time like the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>present</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">, he thought it was time to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>present </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>present . <BR></B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 8) A </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>bass</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> was painted on the head of the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>bass </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Arial"><B> </B></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> drum. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 9) When shot at, the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>dove dove</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> into the bushes. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 10) I did not </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>object</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> to the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>object. <BR></B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana"><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">11) The insurance was </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>invalid</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> for the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>invalid. <BR></B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B><BR></B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">12) There was a </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>row </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">among the oarsmen about how to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>row</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> . <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 13) They were too </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>close</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> to the door to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>close</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> it <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 14) The buck </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>does </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">funny things when the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>does</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> are present. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 15) A seamstress and a </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>sewer</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">fell down into a </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>sewer</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> line. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>sow</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>sow. <BR></B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia"><BR></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">17) The </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>wind</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> was too strong to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>wind</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> the sail.</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">18) Upon seeing the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>tear</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> in the painting I shed a </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>tear. <BR></B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana"><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia"><BR></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">19) I had to </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>subject</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> the </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>subject</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> to a series of tests. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> 20) How can I </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>intimate</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> this to my most </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B>intimate</B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> friend? <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia"><BR></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">the thymus glands of veal</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" face="Arial"> </FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Arial"> </FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">If you are not unkempt, are you kempt? </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick" <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;">You lovers of the English language might enjoy this. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana"><BR></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;">There is a two-letter word that perhaps <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"> has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B> </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">"UP." <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia"><BR></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;">It's easy to understand</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Georgia"> </FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;">,</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;">meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> UP</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"> ? 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It will take</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"> UP</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"> a lot of your time, but if you don't give </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP, </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;">you may wind </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"> with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;">. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;">;</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="2"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> . <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"> When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"><B> </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP.</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"> When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"><B> </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP. <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;"> One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><B> </B></SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> , </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;">for now my time is </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="5"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px;">, so........... Time to shut </SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="6"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">UP.....!</SPAN></FONT><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000" face="Verdana" size="4"><SPAN class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13.3px;"> </SPAN></FONT></P></BODY></HTML>