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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>English is medium orthog </span></font><font
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'> <st1:PersonName
w:st="on">Indigenous Languages and Technology</st1:PersonName>
[mailto:ILAT@LISTSERV.ARIZONA.EDU] <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf
Of </span></b>Andre Cramblit<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Monday, March 27, 2006 1:22
PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> ILAT@LISTSERV.ARIZONA.EDU<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [ILAT] English Only</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p align=center style='mso-margin-top-alt:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
5.9pt;margin-left:0in;text-align:center'><span class=apple-style-span><b><font
size=3 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue;font-weight:bold'>You Think English is Easy???</span></font></b></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'> </span></font></span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align=center style='mso-margin-top-alt:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
5.9pt;margin-left:0in;text-align:center'><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=3 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>Can you read these right the first time? </span></font></span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align=center style='mso-margin-top-alt:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
5.9pt;margin-left:0in;text-align:center'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span
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<p align=center style='mso-margin-top-alt:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
5.9pt;margin-left:0in;text-align:center'><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=3 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>1) The bandage was <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>wound</span></b>
around the <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>wound. </span></b></span></font></span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align=center style='mso-margin-top-alt:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
5.9pt;margin-left:0in;text-align:center'><font size=3 color=blue face=Georgia><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Georgia;color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>2) The farm was used to <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>produce produce</span></b> </span></font></span><font
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>3) The dump was so full that it had to <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>refuse </span></b>more <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>refuse</span></b>. </span><br>
</span></font><font color=blue face=Georgia><span style='font-family:Georgia;
color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>4) We must <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>polish</span></b> the <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Polish </span></b>furniture.</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'> </span></font></span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'><br>
<br>
<br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>5) He could<b><span style='font-weight:
bold'> <u>lead</u></span></b> if he would get the <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>lead </span></b>out. </span></font></span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>6) The soldier decided to <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>desert</span></b> his <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>dessert </span></b>in the <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>desert. </span></b></span><b><span
style='font-weight:bold'><br>
<br>
</span></b></span></font><font color=blue face=Georgia><span style='font-family:
Georgia;color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>7) Since there is no time like the <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>present</span></b>, he thought it was time to <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>present </span></b>the <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>present . </span></b></span></font></span><b><font color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><br>
</span></font></b><font color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'><br>
<span class=apple-style-span>8) A <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>bass</span></b>
was painted on the head of the <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>bass </span></b>drum.
</span><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>9) When shot at, the <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>dove dove</span></b> into the bushes. </span><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>10) I did not <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>object</span></b>
to the <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>object. </span></b></span><b><span
style='font-weight:bold'><br>
<br>
</span></b><span class=apple-style-span>11) The insurance was <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>invalid</span></b> for the <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>invalid. </span></b></span><b><span style='font-weight:bold'><br>
<br>
</span></b><span class=apple-style-span>12) There was a <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>row </span></b>among the oarsmen about how to <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>row</span></b> . </span><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>13) They were too <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>close</span></b> to the door to <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>close</span></b>
it </span><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>14) The buck <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>does
</span></b>funny things when the <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>does</span></b>
are present. </span><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>15) A seamstress and a <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>sewer</span></b></span></span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>fell down
into a <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>sewer</span></b> line. </span></font></span><font
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>sow</span></b> to <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>sow.
</span></b></span><b><span style='font-weight:bold'><br>
</span></b></span></font><font color=blue face=Georgia><span style='font-family:
Georgia;color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>17) The <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>wind</span></b> was too strong to <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>wind</span></b>
the sail.</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Georgia><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Georgia;
color:blue'> </span></font></span><font size=1 color=blue face=Georgia><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Georgia;color:blue'><br>
<br>
<br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>18) Upon seeing the <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>tear</span></b> in the painting I shed a <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>tear. </span></b></span></font></span><b><font
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:
bold'><br>
<br>
</span></font></b><font color=blue face=Georgia><span style='font-family:Georgia;
color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>19) I had to <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>subject</span></b> the <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>subject</span></b>
to a series of tests. </span></font></span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>20) How can I <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>intimate</span></b>
this to my most <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>intimate</span></b> friend? </span><br>
<br>
</span></font><font color=blue face=Georgia><span style='font-family:Georgia;
color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>Let's face it - English is a crazy
language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor
pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in <st1:country-region
w:st="on">England</st1:country-region> or French fries in <st1:country-region
w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">France</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana'>the
thymus glands of veal</span></font></span><font face=Arial><span
style='font-family:Arial'> </span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>. We take
English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand
can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from <st1:country-region
w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Guinea</st1:place></st1:country-region> nor is
it a pig. </span></font></span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>And why is it that writers write but fingers don't
fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is
teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose,
2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but
not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one
of them, what do you call it? </span></span></font><span
class=apple-style-span><font face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana'>If
you are not unkempt, are you kempt? </span></font></span><font color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
</span></font><font color=blue><span style='color:blue'><br>
<span class=apple-style-span>If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I
think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the
verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a
recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet
that smell? </span><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the
same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the
unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off
by going on. </span><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>English was invented by people, not computers, and
it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race
at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the
lights are out, they are invisible. </span><br>
<br>
<span class=apple-style-span>PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with
"quick" </span><br>
<br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>You
lovers of the English language might enjoy this. </span></font></span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'><br>
</span></font><font color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>There
is a two-letter word that perhaps </span></font></span><font size=1 color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
<span class=apple-style-span>has more meanings than any other two-letter word,
and that is</span></span></font><span class=apple-style-span><b><font
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:
bold'> </span></font></b></span><span class=apple-style-span><font color=red
face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>"UP." </span></font></span><font
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
</span></font><font color=blue face=Georgia><span style='font-family:Georgia;
color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>It's
easy to understand</span></font></span><font color=blue face=Georgia><span
style='font-family:Georgia;color:blue'> </span></font><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'>,</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we
awaken in the morning, why do we wake</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'> UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> ? </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>At a meeting, why does a topic come</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'>? </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>Why do we speak</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font color=red
face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>and why are the officers
</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>for election and why is
it</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>to the secretary</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>to write</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font color=red
face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>a report</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:blue'>?</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
</span></font><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>We
call</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font color=red
face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'> <u>UP</u></span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>our friends. And we use
it to brighten</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'> <u>UP</u></span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>a room, polish</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>the silver, we warm</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>the leftovers and clean </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>the kitchen. We lock </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>the house and some guys fix</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>the old car</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>. </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>At other times the little word has real special meaning. People
stir</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font color=red
face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'> <u>UP</u></span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>trouble, line</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>for tickets, work</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'> <u>UP</u></span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>an appetite, and think</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><u><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></u></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'> excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><u><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></u></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'> is special </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>. </span></font></span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
</span></font><font color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'><br>
</span></font><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>And
this </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font color=red
face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'> is confusing: A drain
must be opened </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'> because it is stopped </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><u><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></u></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>. </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>We open </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'> a store in the morning but we close it </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:blue'>at night. </span></font></span><font size=1 color=blue
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><br>
</span></font><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
<span class=apple-style-span>We seem to be pretty mixed<b><span
style='font-weight:bold'> </span></b></span></span></font><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> about UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>! </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'>To be knowledgeable about
the proper uses of </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>UP ,</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> look the word </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> almost 1/4th of the page and can add </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> to about ! thirty definitions. If you are </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> to it, you might try building </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> a list of the many ways </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> is used. It will take</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'> UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> a lot of your time, but if you don't give </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP, </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'>you may wind </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'>. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'>;</span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'> </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> . </span></font></span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
</span></font><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
<span class=apple-style-span>When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes
things<b><span style='font-weight:bold'> </span></b></span></span></font><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP.</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
</span></font><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
<span class=apple-style-span>When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry<b><span
style='font-weight:bold'> </span></b></span></span></font><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP. </span></font></span><font color=red face=Verdana><span
style='font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
</span></font><font size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:red'><br>
<span class=apple-style-span>One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it</span></span></font><span
class=apple-style-span><b><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red;font-weight:bold'> </span></font></b></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> , </span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font size=1
color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'>for now my time is </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'>, so........... Time to shut </span></font></span><span
class=apple-style-span><font color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-family:
Verdana;color:red'>UP.....!</span></font></span><span class=apple-style-span><font
size=1 color=red face=Verdana><span style='font-size:6.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:red'> </span></font></span><o:p></o:p></p>
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