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<div>I thought this was absolutely wonderful from my son-in-law and
wanted to share it with you all:</div>
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<blockquote type="cite" cite><font face="Times New Roman">A 7 year old
and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom "You know
what?"<br>
says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started
swearing".<br>
<br>
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.<br>
<br>
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then
you swear<br>
after me, ok?"<br>
<br>
"Ok," the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.<br>
<br>
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
wants for<br>
breakfast.</font><br>
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<blockquote type="cite" cite><font face="Times New Roman">"Oh,
shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."</font><br>
<font face="Times New Roman"></font></blockquote>
<blockquote type="cite" cite><font face="Times New Roman">FURIOUS
TELLING OFF FROM MUM!! He gets up,</font></blockquote>
<blockquote type="cite" cite><font face="Times New Roman">and runs
upstairs crying his eyes out.</font></blockquote>
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face="Times New Roman"><br></font></blockquote>
<blockquote type="cite" cite><font face="Times New Roman">She looks at
the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do
you</font></blockquote>
<blockquote type="cite" cite><font face="Times New Roman">want for
breakfast, young man?"<br>
<br>
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fucking
Coco Pops"</font></blockquote>
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