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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;color:navy'>In my 11<sup>th</sup> grade American Lit class we studied
“Mary Lou Wingate” as a selection from <u>John Brown’s Body</u>.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;color:navy'>
When I pointed that the lines “She knew her Bible and how to flirt”
formed a figure of speech, the teacher<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>challenged me. When I identified the
figure as a ‘zeugma,’ she stated that she had never heard of a
zeugma.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>I then suggested that she should send
herself to the Principal’s office (she had sent me the previous year for
not <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>knowing the word
‘metaphor’) I had heard her asked me what was a meadow
for and had answered “for cows <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>to graze, I reckon.” When
she declined to send herself to the Principal’s office, I wrote a large
note referring <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>her. The Principal called us both in
and decided that her for not knowing a zeugma was worse than my not <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>knowing what a meadow was for. She
had to apologize to me in class for sending me to the office the previous <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>year and for her not knowing what a zeugma
was. The alternative was for her to read a letter to the Editor in the <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>local tabloid. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>Zeugma is often found in the works of
serious writers such as Shakespeare, Dickens, and Goldsmith.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>One of Benjamin Franklin’s more
quoted statements “We must all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>all hang separately” and
Shakespeare’s famous line “Kill all the boys and the
luggage’” are definitely not comic <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>although Ben’s is indeed witty.
The only zeugma that I thought detracted from the context was from one of<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>my favorite poets, Houseman: “He went
and told the sexton and the sexton tolled the bell.”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>The modern quips “she had all of the
virtues save virtue,” “she exhausted her repertoire and her
audience,” and <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>“’Up to Parr’
isn’t” could be considered comic although the last cost Parr his
talk show. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>I should point out that
‘zeugma’ in English is not a single figure of speech but a class of
figures.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-indent:.5in'><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'>Scott Catledge<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=black face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=black face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=black face=Celtic><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Celtic'>Scott Catledge<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=black face=Celtic><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Celtic'>Professor Emeritus<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=black face=Celtic><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Celtic'>Colm Dubh H.E.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=black face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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