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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>Here is an answer from a punctuation aficionado:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'>An English professor wrote the following sentence <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'>on the blackboard: "woman without her man is nothing"<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'>He asked his students to add the punctuation.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'>The male students wrote: "woman, without her man, is nothing"<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'>The female students wrote: "woman! without her, man is nothing!"<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'>Fritz Goerling <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:
10.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<p style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt'>Grammarian-types, puntuation afficionados -- the
following oneliners <br>
about grammatical correctness you might find amusing. <br>
<br>
About them sentence fragments.<br>
Between you and I, case is important.<br>
Correct spelling is eccentail.<br>
Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.<br>
Don't use no double negatives.<br>
Proofread you writing.<br>
Try not to ever split infinitives.<br>
Use your apostrophe's correctly.<br>
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.<br>
When dangling, watch your pariciples.<br>
Avoid using cliches like the plague.<br>
<br>
(I knows lexicographers --- I usualy breaking the rules, though I try <br>
not to ever not make mistakes, trying hard anyway.)<br>
<br>
Scott Nelson<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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