<html><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; ">There's a new post on t<a href="http://illinois.edu/goto/weboflanguage">he Web of Language:</a><div><br></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre; ">It's 3 a.m. and someone is texting the White House . . . </span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10px; white-space: normal; "><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="line-height: normal;" style="line-height: normal; ">Actually it was only 2:35 a.m. and Barack Obama was texting me, and I'm nowhere near the White House, to let me know that he had picked Joe Biden as his running mate</p><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="line-height: normal;" style="line-height: normal; ">Pundits have been making much of Obama's use of hip technology to get his message across and to raise money. And even though Republicans have web sites, the same pundits have been clucking over John McCain's personal reluctance to go digital.</p><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="line-height: normal;" style="line-height: normal; ">But several hours <em>before</em> Barack texted me, the <em>New York Times</em> told me he'd picked Biden for his V.P., so the whole texting thing was neat but anticlimactic, plus it woke me up in the middle of the night.</p><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="line-height: normal;" style="line-height: normal; ">The Obama organization actually sent me two texts – perhaps because they didn't want me to go back to sleep just yet, and to make sure that I really did get the message, Barack also sent me an email himself<span mce_style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in case my texting skills were like those of Sen. McCain (I know it's really from Sen. Obama, and not his organization, since it's signed Barack, and since I got several more emails from him during the daylight hours; it seems he's become my new best friend).</p><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="line-height: normal;" style="line-height: normal; ">It remains to be seen whether Joe Biden can live down <a href="http://www.famousplagiarists.com/politics.htm#biden" mce_href="http://www.famousplagiarists.com/politics.htm#biden">plagiarizing law school papers and campaign speeches</a> or <a href="http://illinois.edu/blog/view?blogId=25&topicId=554&count=1&ACTION=VIEW_TOPIC_DIALOGS&skinId=286" mce_href="http://illinois.edu/blog/view?blogId=25&topicId=554&count=1&ACTION=VIEW_TOPIC_DIALOGS&skinId=286">calling his new best friend</a> Barack "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate." And if that wasn't blatant enough, Biden added that Obama was "bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."</p><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="line-height: normal;" style="line-height: normal; ">As far as Biden's technological prowess goes, according to the <a href="http://election2008.aaas.org/comparisons/biden.shtml" mce_href="http://election2008.aaas.org/comparisons/biden.shtml">American Association for the Advancement of Science,</a> the new would-be Veep is in favor of science and technology, so perhaps that's what qualified him to be on the same ticket as the clean and articulate Obama, though there doesn't seem to be anything more specific online about Biden's own use of digital technology, or his reluctance to use it, and the pundits are saying it's Biden's foreign affairs experience, not his ability to code or use smiley faces, that did the trick...</p><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="line-height: normal;" style="line-height: normal; ">read the rest of this post, complete with pictures and still more biting satire, on <a href="http://illinois.edu/goto/weboflanguage">the Web of Language</a></p><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="line-height: normal;" style="line-height: normal; 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