<html><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; ">There's a new post on <a href="http://illinois.edu/goto/weboflanguage">the Web of Language</a>: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre; ">Correcting other people's English illegal -- Comma Bombers guilty on federal conspiracy charges</span><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10px; white-space: normal; "><span mce_style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: ">The Comma Bombers, better known as Jeff Michael Deck and Benjamin Douglas Herson, both 28, both English majors, both graduates of that hotbed of compassionate conservatism, Dartmouth College, </span><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/2008/08/22/20080822grammarcops0822.html" mce_href="http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/2008/08/22/20080822grammarcops0822.html"><span mce_style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: ">were sentenced to a $3,000 fine and a year's probation by a federal judge</span></a><span mce_style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "> last month for correcting an apostrophe on a historic handpainted sign at the Watch Tower, near Arizona's Grand Canyon.</span></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;"><span mce_style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: ">The sign had been painted by the architect Mary Colter to introduce visitors to the Anasazi-style Watch Tower that she designed on the Canyon’s south rim in 1933.<span mce_style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Interestingly, </span><a href="http://www.scienceviews.com/parks/watchtower.html" mce_href="http://www.scienceviews.com/parks/watchtower.html"><span mce_style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: ">Colter had been a stickler for detail</span></a><span mce_style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: ">: she handpicked every stone and placed it in the structure to achieve the maximum impact.</span></span></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;">But the vandals didn’t approve of Colter's attention to punctuation, so they fixed a misplaced apostrophe and added a missing comma with WiteOut and markers. . . . </span></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;">Because the sign has historic value and is on a federally-protected site, these fighters in what some newspapers are calling the "war on error" were found guilty in U.S. District Court in Flagstaff of conspiracy to vandalize government property. . . .</span></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;">these budding Alex P. Keatons began their voyage of discovery three miles north of the start of Rt. 66, in Chicago's hipster-ridden Wicker Park, where they unsuccessfully attempted to correct the sign outside Milwuakee <em mce_style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">(sic) </em>Furniture. . . .</span></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;">there are plenty of other language vigilantes eager to join the futile effort to put commas in their place. . . .</span></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;">Correcting other people's language errors has long been a hobby of those English majors who feel the need to compete with environmentalists, premeds and social work students in the "make the world a better place" sweepstakes.</span></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;">Unfortunately, in terms of language, most people want to be correct, but they don't want to be corrected. In other words, you can correct all you want, so long as you don’t expect anyone to listen to you. . . .</span></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;">read the rest of this post on <a href="http://illinois.edu/goto/weboflanguage">the Web of Language</a><br></span></font></span></font><div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: auto; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; 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