<html><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div>There's a new post on <a href="http://illinois.edu/goto/weboflanguage">the Web of Language:</a></div><div><br></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; white-space: pre; ">Words don't lie, part IV: Candidates debate role of plumbers in the White House</span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Lucida Grande'"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; white-space: normal; "><p class="MsoNormal"><span>Although the candidates did occasionally discuss substantive issues like school vouchers, abortion, and the principles they might use in selecting Supreme Court justices, the most riveting part of last night's third and final presidential debate, held at Long Island's Hofstra University, came when John McCain looked straight into the camera and asked the American people, "Why can't you ever get a plumber when you need one?"</span></p><div><span>Blinking rapidly, McCain pointed at Sen. Obama and said, "The answer, my friends, is that one."</span></div><div><br></div><div>Showing a firm hand at the tiller, McCain told the sad story of Joe the Plumber, who has been working 12- and 14-hour days for years, and now he's saved up a little money and he wants to buy the business. Only he can't. The reason? Sen. Obama's soak-the-rich tax plan.</div><div><br></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" mce_style="text-align: left;" style="text-align: left; "><span>Sen. Obama patiently explained that his tax plan would mean tax cuts for most Americans, and that, if he becomes a small business owner, Joe won't have to buy his employees health care plans if he doesn't want to.</span></p><div><span>Sen. Obama couldn't have known this – he was only eight years old at the time – but the government failed to bail out plumbers twice before. . . .</span></div><div><br></div><div>find out how the US failed its plumbers before. 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