<div class="timestamp">January 13, 2011</div>
<h1>Subjects and Verbs as Evil
Plot</h1>
<h6 class="byline">By <a class="meta-per" title="More Articles by Clyde Haberman" href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/nyregion/columns/clydehaberman/?inline=nyt-per">CLYDE
HABERMAN</a></h6>
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<p>Even before the <a class="meta-classifier" title="More articles about the Arizona shooting." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/a/arizona_shooting_2011/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier">Tucson
shootings</a>, <a class="meta-per" title="More articles about Jared Lee Loughner." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/l/jared_lee_loughner/index.html?inline=nyt-per">Jared
L. Loughner</a> acted weirdly and darkly in so many ways that singling out any
one aspect may defy sense. Nonetheless, for bizarreness, his rants about grammar
stand out.As Mr. Loughner has tried to explain it in Web postings, English grammar is
not merely usage that enjoys common acceptance. Rather, it is nothing less than
a government conspiracy to control people’s minds. Perhaps more bizarre, even
potentially troubling, is that he is not the only one out there clinging to this
belief. Some grammarians say they hear it more often than you may think. </p>
<p>“It is completely off the wall,” said Patricia T. O’Conner, the author of
several books on grammar, including “Woe Is I.” “But I’m not actually that surprised,” said Ms. O’Conner, who also writes a
<a href="http://www.grammarphobia.com/">blog</a>, <a href="http://grammarphobia.com/" target="_">grammarphobia.com</a>, with her
husband, Stewart Kellerman. “I get mail once in a while from people who believe
that it’s wrong to try to reinforce good English because it’s some kind of
mind-control plot, and English teachers are at the bottom of this. For anyone to
say that subject and verb should agree, for example, is an infringement of your
freedoms, and you have a God-given right to speak and use whichever words you
want, which of course you do. </p>
<p>“But they see it as some sort of plot to standardize people’s minds and make
everyone robotically the same.” One person identified with this notion is a Milwaukee man named David Wynn
Miller, who prefers to render his name as :David-Wynn: Miller and who says that
people must free themselves of a government he deems tyrannical. But Mr. Miller
has distanced himself from Mr. Loughner and rejected suggestions that his own
online writings over the years may have inspired the rampage in Tucson. </p>
<p>Of course, idiosyncratic grammar and punctuation, of themselves, are hardly
automatic signs of derangement. Nor are they confined to one point or another
along the political spectrum. Rappers have long gone their own way when it comes to spelling names and
putting thoughts into words. And the idea that language can be used, and abused,
to exert control is familiar. Orwell, anyone? (In fact, on his YouTube page, Mr.
Loughner listed Orwell’s “Animal Farm” as one of his favorite books.) </p>
<p>But the Loughners and Millers take many steps closer to the dark side by
describing grammatical structure as proof of government wickedness. </p>
<p>Ben Zimmer, the “On Language” columnist for The New York Times Magazine, said
he, too, had received letters talking of a “grand conspiracy.” He got them, in
particular, when he was editor for American dictionaries at Oxford University
Press. </p>
<p>“When people are confronted with linguistic authority of various kinds,
whether it’s dictionaries or grammar books, the more conspiratorially minded may
use that as evidence of some grand scheme, or something where people are pulling
the strings behind the scenes and using language to do that,” Mr. Zimmer said.
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<p>Ms. O’Conner said there is a flip side to the rejection of all grammatical
structure. It is slavish adherence to old rules and intolerance for any
perceived transgression. </p>
<p>She gets an earful, she said, when she writes that there is nothing horrific
about, say, splitting an infinitive or ending a sentence with a preposition. For
some people, those are heresies to always object to. </p>
<p>But it’s the more anarchic types whom Ms. O’Conner finds worrisome, those who
“think we’re all in cahoots — government, business, education, the church — and
it’s all one big conspiracy, and grammar is part of it.” E-mails that she gets
boil down to, “You’re part of this elitist attempt to keep the masses down
through language.” </p>
<p>Somewhat saddened by all this is <a class="meta-per" title="More articles about Margaret Edson." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/e/margaret_edson/index.html?inline=nyt-per">Margaret
Edson</a>, who teaches social studies at a middle school in Atlanta. In 1999,
Ms. Edson won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama for her play “Wit.” Punctuation,
notably the centrality of the comma and the semicolon, is practically a
character all its own. </p>
<p>“If we weren’t teaching grammar as a way to bring the voices of our students
forward, for a redemptive purpose, then why teach, why live?” she said. “We’re
trying to bring their voices forward, not suppress them.” </p>
<p>“If you don’t have grammar, you don’t have sense,” Ms. Edson said. “You don’t
have one another. You can’t say ‘I love you’ without grammar.” </p>
<p>As the Tucson nightmare shows, however, you can express hate without it.
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