<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div>There's a new post on the <a href="http://bit.ly/weblan">Web of Language:</a></div><div><br></div><div>The government does not control your grammar.</div><div><br></div><div><p>Despite the claims of mass murderers and freepers, the government
does not control your grammar. The government has no desire to control
your grammar, and even if it did, it has no mechanism for exerting
control: the schools, which are an arm of government, have proved
singularly ineffective in shaping students' grammar. Plus every time he
opened his mouth, Pres. George W. Bush proved that the government can't
even control its own grammar.</p><p>Nonetheless, grammar
conspiracy theories abound. In a YouTube video, Jared Lee Loughner,
arrested for the Tucson assassinations that so shocked the nation,
warns, “The government is implying mind control and brainwash on the
people by controlling your grammar” . . . . But wresting control of
grammar away from the government the same way other revolutionaries
might take over the newspapers and the radio stations is the underlying
theme of another denier of government authority, the right-wing
loony-toon David Wynn Miller, a former pipe-fitter who made up his own
language in order to challenge the government’s legitimacy and avoid
paying taxes. News accounts detail attempts by Miller’s followers, after
attending his expensive how-to seminars, to bring the courts to a
standstill by filing stacks of incomprehensible legal motions written
in what Miller calls “Quantum Language,” or sometimes,
“communication-syntax-language,” but is literally psychobabble.</p><p>-----</p><p>read the rest of this post on The <a href="http://bit.ly/weblan">Web of Language:</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/weblan">http://bit.ly/weblan</a></p><p><br></p></div><br><div>
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