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    <font face="Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif">A very important report
      has been published today, with vital lessons from recent history,
      and clear guidance for future action. It's been hotly anticipated,
      and it promises to finally settle important questions... about
      gadgets and gizmos at sociolinguistic events!<br>
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      Leading on from the survey I circulated to all of you in May, this
      report distils all your views into one demonstrably decisive and
      intensely insightful dousing of information.<br>
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      Oh yeah there's some other report out today about some war or
      something. Chilton? Chilstock? Whatever, this report is much more
      important... <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="https://www.academia.edu/26782739/">https://www.academia.edu/26782739/</a>.<br>
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      This report, along with so many other good things in life, brought
      to you by the Sociolinguistic Events Calendar:
      <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://www.baal.org.uk/slxevents.html">http://www.baal.org.uk/slxevents.html</a>.<br>
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      Enjoy conference season everyone; hopefully see you on the circuit
      :)<br>
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      Dave<br>
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      --<br>
      Dr. Dave Sayers, ORCID no. 0000-0003-1124-7132<br>
      Senior Lecturer, Dept Humanities, Sheffield Hallam University |
      <a class="moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href="http://www.shu.ac.uk">www.shu.ac.uk</a><br>
      Honorary Research Fellow, Cardiff University & WISERD |
      <a class="moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href="http://www.wiserd.ac.uk">www.wiserd.ac.uk</a><br>
      <a class="moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href="mailto:dave.sayers@cantab.net">dave.sayers@cantab.net</a> | <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://shu.academia.edu/DaveSayers">http://shu.academia.edu/DaveSayers</a><br>
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