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===========================================<br></div><br>From: "Mark Dreyer" <<a href="mailto:mrdreyer@lantic.net">mrdreyer@lantic.net</a>><br>Subject: LL-L Humour<br><br><div><font size="2" face="Arial">Dear All:</font></div>
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<div><font size="2" face="Arial">Subject LL-L Humour</font></div>
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<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span><b>:</b> (For those of you who
need help with their Afrikaans), a popular diversion across the
language-divide, by both language groups. </span></p></div>
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<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span> </span></p></div>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b><u><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Bangle','serif';">PARALLEL
TRANSLATION:</span></u></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
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<p><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">Verlede
jaar het ek, my skoonseun en swaer per vliegtuig na Windhoek gereis
om veral die dierelewe van Namibie te besigtig.<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">Formember
year had I, my cleanson and heavy per flyharness after
Windconer travelled around forall the animal-life from Namibia
to belook.</span><span lang="EN-GB"> <br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">In
die Noorde het ons toe volop springbokke, steenbokke, blesbokke, 'n
kameelperdbul, seekoeie, meerkatte, muishonde en ook ystervarke
gesien.<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">In
the North had us closed fullup jumpgoats, brickgoat,
baldgoat, a camelhorsbull, seacows, morecats, mousedogs and also
ironpigs.</span><span lang="EN-GB"> <br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">Een
keer was ons senuwees egter skoon op hol.<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">One
turn wash us sinews genuine clean up hollow</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">.</span><span lang="EN-GB">
<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">Ons
het agtergekom dat 'n luiperd besig was om ons te
bekruip.<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">We
had aftercame that a lazyhorse busy was around us to
becreep.</span><span lang="EN-GB"> <br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">In
'n oomblik was ons slaggereed met ons dubbelloop haelgewere. Ons
L<strong>ê</strong> aan, vat korrel en brand los.<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">In
an uncle-tin was us slaughterready with us doublewalk
hailweathers. Us lie on, take grain and burn loose</span><span lang="EN-GB"> <br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">Toe
die luiperd agter die bos roer, skiet ons almal gelyk. Daar lê die
luiperd been-in-die lug.<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">Closed the
lazyhorse after the bush mixed, shoot us allmad equal. There lie the
lazyhorse bone-in-the-light.</span><span lang="EN-GB"> <br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">Na
alles verby is, is ons hare baie deurmekaar. Ons het toe
netjies gemaak, in die bakkie geklim en huis toe
gery.<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">After
all forby is, is us hairs very througheachother. Us had
closed littlenets, in the dish climbed and house closed
rode.</span><span lang="EN-GB"> <br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">So
het ons lang, opwindende dag geeindig.<br></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Terminal','serif';" lang="EN-GB">So
did us long, upwinded day end!</span></p><br><br><br><br>