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L O W L A N D S - L - 23 November 2008 - Volume 02<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><br>
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From: <span class="ep8xu"><span><span style="color: rgb(121, 6, 25);">Paul Finlow-Bates</span></span></span><span class="hccdpe">
</span><span class="ldacoc"><<a href="mailto:wolf_thunder51@yahoo.co.uk">wolf_thunder51@yahoo.co.uk</a>></span><br>
Subject: <span class="hccdpe">LL-L "Language humor" 2008.11.22 (04)
[A/E]</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Love it! A
friend in South Africa
used to like to refer to farmer-sausage and burn-flesh(boerewors en braaivleis
- a kind of sausage and a barbecue for the uninitiated).</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Pul F-B<br>
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From: "Mark Dreyer" <<a href="mailto:mrdreyer@lantic.net" target="_blank">mrdreyer@lantic.net</a>><br>
Subject: LL-L Humour</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Dear All:</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Subject
LL-L Humour</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><b><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">:</span></b><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">
(For those of you who need help with their Afrikaans), a popular diversion
across the language-divide, by both language groups. </span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><b><u><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="NL">PARALLEL TRANSLATION:</span></u></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;" lang="NL"> </span><span style="" lang="NL"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="NL">Verlede jaar het ek, my skoonseun en swaer per vliegtuig
na Windhoek gereis om veral die dierelewe van Namibie te besigtig.<br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="EN-GB">Formember year had I, my cleanson and heavy per flyharness after
Windconer travelled around forall the animal-life from Namibia to belook.</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"> <br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="NL">In die Noorde het ons toe volop springbokke, steenbokke, blesbokke, 'n
kameelperdbul, seekoeie, meerkatte, muishonde en ook ystervarke gesien.<br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="EN-GB">In the North had us closed fullup jumpgoats, brickgoat,
baldgoat, a camelhorsbull, seacows, morecats, mousedogs and also ironpigs.</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"> <br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="EN-GB">Een keer was ons senuwees egter skoon op hol.<br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="EN-GB">One turn wash us sinews genuine clean up hollow</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="EN-GB">.</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"> <br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="NL">Ons het agtergekom dat 'n luiperd besig was om ons te bekruip.<br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="EN-GB">We had aftercame that a lazyhorse busy was around us to becreep.</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"> <br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="NL">In 'n oomblik was ons slaggereed met ons dubbelloop haelgewere. </span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="EN-GB">Ons L<strong>ê</strong>
aan, vat korrel en brand los.<br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="EN-GB">In an uncle-tin was us slaughterready with us doublewalk
hailweathers. </span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="NL">Us lie on, take grain and burn loose</span><span style="" lang="NL"> <br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="NL">Toe die luiperd agter die bos roer, skiet ons almal gelyk. Daar lê die
luiperd been-in-die lug.<br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="EN-GB">Closed the lazyhorse after the bush mixed, shoot us allmad equal. </span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="NL">There lie the
lazyhorse bone-in-the-light.</span><span style="" lang="NL"> <br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="NL">Na alles verby is, is ons hare baie deurmekaar. Ons het toe netjies
gemaak, in die bakkie geklim en huis toe gery.<br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="EN-GB">After all forby is, is us hairs very througheachother. Us had
closed littlenets, in the dish climbed and house closed rode.</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"> <br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;" lang="EN-GB">So het ons lang, opwindende dag geeindig.<br>
</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;" lang="EN-GB">So did us long, upwinded day end!</span></p>
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