Shtirlits (was "assault rifle")

[Allison Elena N.]

Can't help it...
a) Shtirlits vystrelil v slepuiu. Slepaia upala kak podkoshennaya.
Podkoshennuiu Shtirlitz zastrelil nakanune. 
b) Shtirlits vystrelil v slepuiu. Slepaia upala navznich. Vznich pisknul I
ubezhal.

а) Штирлиц выстрелил в слепую. Слепая упала как подкошенная.
Подкошенную Штирлиц застрелил накануне.
 б) Штирлиц выстрелил в слепую. Слепая упала навзничь. Взничь
пискнул и убежал.

See more Shtirlits puns at the bottom of the page at:
http://www.antfarm.net.ru/anekdots/shtirlitz.html

Actually, the Shtirlits phenomenon is such an important part of Russian
culture today, I am thinking of putting together a web site for US students
of Russian with annotated anecdotes. I am inviting other interested parties
to join me.



Elena Levintova Allison 
(831) 643-0181
 

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