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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Deer Juliette,,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Dis jentl perswazun to gut spelnk iz
gut.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Luv Fraink (Franz)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
<DIV
style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=july.tigre@free.fr href="mailto:july.tigre@free.fr">Juliette
Dalle</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
title=sw-l@majordomo.valenciacc.edu
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Monday, April 10, 2006 7:47
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: [sw-l] A comical writing
about spellings in English...;-)</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>It is funny...<BR><BR>;-))<BR><BR>July<BR><BR>Le mardi, 11 avr
2006, à 01:08 Europe/Paris, Valerie Sutton a écrit :<BR><BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE>SignWriting List<BR>April 10, 2006<BR><BR>Dear SW List
members!<BR>I am a member of other Lists, including the Interpreters List,
which is called the Terps List...<BR><BR>Today on the Terps List someone
posted this wonderful comic writing about English spellings and how they
could change, and still be logical...<BR><BR>Since our List talks about
spellings in other languages, this shows some of the problems that every
writing system has...I got such a big grin...I wanted to share it with
you...I hope you enjoy it too! This is a joke I believe...I don't believe
the European Commission has done any of this!
;-))<BR><BR>--------------------------<BR><BR><BR><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>Date:
April 10,
2006<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><BR><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>To: terps-l
<<U><?color><?param 1998,1998,FFFE>terps-l@majordomo.valenciacc.edu<?/color></U>><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><BR><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>Subject:
[terps-l] Just sharing a cause to
smile<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><BR><BR><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>This
was too good not to pass on. <?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><BR><BR><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>Read
this out loud.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><BR><BR><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>The
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be
the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5- yea r phase-in plan that would become known as
"Euro-English".<BR> <BR>In the first year, "s" will replace the soft
"c".<BR> <BR>Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion , and keyboards kan have one less letter.<BR> <BR>There will
be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph"
will be re placed with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20%
shorter.<BR> <BR>In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible.<BR> <BR>Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling.<BR> <BR>Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent
"e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.<BR> <BR>By the
4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and
"w" with "v".<BR> <BR>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.<BR> <BR>Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun
vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali
kum tru.<BR> <BR>Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst plas.<BR> <BR>IF ZIS MAD YOU SMIL, PLEAS
PAS ON TO OZA
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