World Wide Words -- 05 May 12

Michael Quinion wordseditor at WORLDWIDEWORDS.ORG
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WORLD WIDE WORDS            ISSUE 785            Saturday 5 May 2012
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Contents
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1. Feedback, Notes and Comments.
2. Weird Words: Ludibrious.
3. Wordface.
4. Q and A: No room to swing a cat.
5. Sic!
6. Useful information.


1. Feedback, Notes and Comments
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BOULEVARDIERS  My listing last time of the many names Americans have 
for the grass strip beside a roadway led to numerous messages from 
Canadian readers. This comment comes from Elena Goodfellow: "I have 
not heard of any of the terms you listed, neither the British or 
American. I have always called it a boulevard. We also call a grassy 
median dividing the two sides of a road a boulevard and in addition, 
boulevard can be the name of a road. So where I live, our road is 
named a boulevard. It has a boulevard running down the centre of it 
and it has a boulevard beside the curb on each side of it. This part 
of Canadian English I'm sure is very confusing to newcomers to the 
country!" Lucie Singh mentioned that boulevard is also used in her 
part of Wisconsin; the term does appear in DARE, with a map showing 
evidence in that state but more commonly from the western states 
bordering Canada. Not to be left out, readers in Australia and New 
Zealand noted that their term is "nature strip". 

SUBMARINERS  Several readers queried my "sandwich" as a general 
descriptor for the regional American po'boy, hoagie, sub, grinder, 
hero and torpedo. They argued that, as they were usually long rolls, 
to call them sandwiches was a misnomer. The Dictionary of American 
Regional English calls them that, in part I suspect because most of 
the terms were originally qualifiers to "sandwich". Torpedo appears 
in the Newport Daily News in 1950 as "Torpedo sandwich. A meal in 
itself." Sub is an abbreviation of submarine and appears first in 
1940; Better Homes and Gardens wrote in 1943, "Submarine sandwich - 
It's long, low and goes down easily." (It seems certain that this 
colloquial term was directly inspired, or at least popularised, by 
naval actions in the Second World War.) It may be their inventors 
couldn't think of a good alternative term to "sandwich" for their 
creations.

HOLIDAY BREAK  There will be no issues for the next two weeks, as my 
wife and I are away. The next issue will be that of 26 May.

VOTING  World Wide Words was the April finalist in the LSOFT Choice 
Awards (the Mailys) with an absolute majority of 61% of the votes. 
Now on to May. Even during my holiday absence, don't forget about 
the contest. To vote, go via http://wwwords.org?LSOFT . You can do 
so every day if you wish.


2. Weird Words: Ludibrious  /l(j)u: dIbrI at s/
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In 1807, the American diplomat, politician and poet Joel Barlow 
published his epic, Columbiad, which was widely regarded as a 
pompous and grandiose vision of the New World (even he admitted that 
he was no genius as a versifier). A lesser criticism concerned the 
many words he coined. 

The Edinburgh Review wrote that some "were as utterly foreign, as if 
they had been adopted from the Hebrew or Chinese" and that others 
had been contorted from existing English words. The review recorded 
multifluvian, vagrate, inhumanise, conglaciate, micidious, luxed, 
fulminent, utilise (which has since had some success) and many 
others. "His new words are not necessary," commented Washington 
Irving, "and very uncouth, such as cosmogyre, cosmogyral, fiuvial, 
ludibrious, croupe, brume, gerb, colon [not in the anatomical or 
punctuation senses but meaning a colonist], coloniarch, numen, 
emban, contristed, asouth ..." 

Irving was wrong about "ludibrious", but it's noteworthy that he 
believed it to be new. It had actually been in the language since 
about 1570 but had never been common.

During its history it had done an about-turn. It meant at first that 
the thing referred to was the subject of mockery, but Barlow used it 
- in the line, "Leaves to ludibrious winds the priceless page" - in 
its later sense of something that was itself scornful or mocking. It 
appeared a few times in later works before finally dying out.

    "I wonder where that Paddy of mine has spirited himself 
    away to," said I, in a tone meant to be ludibrious, but 
    really on the other hand somewhat lugubrious instead. 
    [Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Aug. 1863.]

Both senses are in its Latin source, "ludibrium", which could mean 
playful behaviour or joking but also mockery or derision. It derives 
from "ludere", to play. 

At one time we had other words from the same source - and it's still 
present in disguise in words such as "collude", "delude" and 
"prelude" - but the one that we're most likely to recognise today is 
"ludicrous", which started out with the idea of lightheartedness or 
playfulness but moved to our sense today of something ridiculous, 
which gives rise to laughter that's derisive rather than jolly.


3. Wordface
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HIDDEN WORD  Linnie Worth asked me about "apocrypha". Her brother 
tells her it's plural but they are puzzled to find its singular. Her 
brother is correct, but it's usually treated as a singular, even to 
the extent that a plural "apocryphas" appears on rare occasions. The 
original was an adjective, in the ecclesiastical Latin "apocrypha 
scripta", hidden writings, hence of unknown or spurious authorship. 
The word derives from Greek "apokruptein", to hide away. In the days 
when knowledge of Greek and Latin were widespread, the singulars 
"apocryphum" and "apocryphon" were known (following respectively the 
Latin and Greek models) but the former has long gone out of use. The 
Greek form survives in titles such as the Apocryphon of Mark, a 
supposedly expanded version of St Mark's gospel.

GAY RIGHT AND WRONGS  Right-wing Christian groups have aroused a 
controversy in London by attempting to place adverts on buses that 
contain the message "Not gay! Ex-gay, post-gay and proud. Get over 
it!", a riposte to earlier ads by the LGBT charity Stonewall, "Some 
people are gay. Get over it!" The controversy was enflamed when 
Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, banned them. Many readers of the 
ads would have been confused by POST-GAY and EX-GAY, which are much 
better known in the US than the UK. They are used in some Christian 
circles to refer to homosexual men and women who have undergone 
PASTORAL THERAPY or SPIRITUAL THERAPY in an attempt to change their 
sexual preferences.

BRING IT ON  The abbreviation "BYO" for "Bring Your Own" has had 
many expansions, such as BYOB (Bring Your Own Beer or Bring Your Own 
Bottle: there are many variations), BYOG (Grog, Girl ...), BYOH 
(Herb, as in drug) or BYOJ (Joint), and BYOM (Music). Recently, I've 
spotted one new to me: BYOD. It's short for BRING YOUR OWN DEVICE. 
It refers to a trend for employees to bring their personal mobile 
devices to work to access business information and resources instead 
of going through company computers. There are security issues with 
this, which has led to a new discipline of MOBILE DEVICE MANAGEMENT 
(MDM) and to other jargon terms, such as CONTAINERISATION, which has 
nothing to do with shipping goods but refers to the setting up of a 
partition on the mobile device that keeps business data securely 
away from the employee's stuff, hence contained. The abbreviation 
BYOT (Bring Your Own Technology) is sometimes used instead.

WORD OF THE WEEK?  Marina Hyde invented a word in her article in the 
Guardian on 28 April for what she describes, in sarcastic inverted 
commas, as "our 'political elite'". CACKIAVELLIAN, she calls them, 
attempting to be Machiavellian but making a hash of it. Together 
with last week's OMNISHAMBLES (online at http://wwwords.org?OMNSM), 
the language of political invective seems to be having a good year.


4. Q and A:  No room to swing a cat
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Q. I was discussing with my husband the other day the phrases "no 
room to swing a cat" and "you can't swing a dead cat without ..." He 
related the usual origin of the phrases as referring to a cat o' 
nine tails, but this sounds suspiciously like a folk etymology to 
me. Are the phrases really related, and do they refer to felines, 
whips, or some other cat-like object? {Mindy]

A. The second of your phrases, which is variously completed, as "You 
can't swing a dead cat without toppling a corrupt politician" or 
"You can't swing a dead cat in the shipping industry without hitting 
somebody with phoney papers" or "you can't swing a dead cat without 
hitting a Starbucks", is a modern creation - I can't find an example 
of it before the late 1980s.

It's almost certainly derived from your other idiom, which is some 
centuries older. It is indeed frequently said to be from that awful 
naval punishment. Most reference books say something similar to this 
entry from the Penguin Dictionary of English Idioms of 2001: "The 
original phrase was probably 'not room to swing a cat-o'nine-tails', 
and dates from the time when sailors were flogged on board ship. The 
floggings took place on the deck because the cabins were too small 
to swing a cat in." 

A nicely summarised explanation, it falls down on two counts. Ship's 
cabins were for sleeping in and ship life took place elsewhere; 
nobody would have even considered a flogging in a cabin because the 
ship's company would have been mustered to witness punishment. The 
only place to do that would have been on deck. (The cat-o'nine-tails 
was also a prison punishment in some countries but similar comments 
apply; the person to be flogged was tied to a post in the prison 
yard for other prisoners to observe.) Secondly, I can't find a case 
in the English literature databases that I've searched that mentions 
swinging cats in the context of flogging, or even ships. Your view 
that the story is a folk etymology is well-based.

The earliest example of the phrase is this:

    Moreton is return'd to his old occupation, and Preaches 
    in a little Conventicle you can hardly swing a Cat round 
    in.
    [Letters from the Dead to the Living, by Thomas Brown, 
    1702.]

Brown was a well-known author and his work was popular in its time, 
being reprinted on several occasions in the following decades. It 
may even have been the source, though I suspect not. It doesn't by 
itself refute the cat-o'nine-tails story, since the instrument was 
known by that name somewhat earlier (it appears in Congreve's Love 
for Love of 1695 and in an English translation of Rabelais that's 
said to be of 1665, though I can't confirm the date).

Why anybody should want to swing a cat at all is unclear. If they 
did, then the idiom would have naturally followed. It's this puzzle 
that leads so many reputable works to suggest the punishment story. 
Could it have been from some child's cruel game? My guess is that it 
was just an ingeniously inventive way to say that an enclosed space 
was especially small.


5. Sic!
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Justin Beam was puzzled by a headline in an online Chicago Tribune 
article of 27 April which read: "UPDATE 3-Armed police arrest man at 
London siege." He would have liked to learn more about these 
tribrachial cops.

Peter Ronai reports: "In commenting on the finding of a cow with 
bovine spongiform encephalopathy in the USA, the CBS Evening News on 
April 24 reassured viewers that 'No dead cow is slaughtered for 
human consumption'."

A Telegraph headline on 26 April, since changed, provoked David 
Bagwell and Peter Millington-Wallace to submit it: "Sadomasochism 
interest no barrier to dead spy joining MI6".

Ted Brooks saw a New York Times report of 25 April about the parents 
of Madeleine McCann: "Since their daughter's disappearance they have 
traveled to the Vatican for an audience with Pope Benedict XVI, who 
blessed a photograph of Madeleine, published a book and even 
appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show." 


6. Useful information
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