"To ___ slap"

[Philip E. Cleary]

Notice #6 on today's "Top 5 List."


               The Top 15 Rejected Self-Help Books


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              [   Copyright 2000 by Chris White    ]


15> Winning Through Whining

14> The Artist's Way at Home:  Living Off Your Parents
       -- Twelve Weeks to Financial Dependency

13> I'm OK, You Suck Big-Time

12> "It's a Dead Thing!" -- Martha Stewart's Guide to Funerals

11> Dogs are from Neptune and Cats are from Hell

10> Face It: Mental Health Isn't for Everyone

 9> Using Self-Doubt to Overcome Good Health

 8> Boogers for Fun *and* Profit!

 7> Perspire Away Pounds by Sweating the Small Stuff

 6> Bitch-Slap Yourself Skinny!

 5> Drink And Grow Rich

 4> Stop Molesting Your Inner Child!

 3> The Couch Potato's Guide to Becoming a TV-Watchin' Tub o' Lard

 2> Tequila Shots for the Soul


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected Self-Help Book...


 1> Men Are From Mars!  We're #1!  Go Mars!
    We're Gonna Kick Your Ass, Venus!



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              [   Copyright 2000 by Chris White    ]