chad

[David Bergdahl]

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a song to the tune of Monty Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred."

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David Bergdahl                 einstein at frognet.net     tel: (740)
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          home page:  http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~bergdahl

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with just...general apologies

There are Greens in the world, there are Socialists,
there are kooks, libertarians and then
there are those that lean to the Right Wing  -but-
I've never been one of them.
I am a Liberal Democrat
and have been since before I was born,
and the one thing they say about a Democrats is
they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be an idealist.
It's okay if you're out to lunch.
You just need some enlightened self-interest, you're
a Demo the moment you punch
...that card...
Every chad is sacred,
every chad is great,
If a chad is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Pass one to your neighbor,
hold it to the light,
Now just tap that bit there,
It's a hanging chad, alright.
Let Ms. Harris spill them,
on the dusty ground.
GOD shall make her pay for
each pregnant chad that can't be found.
Every chad is wanted,
every chad is good.
Every chad is needed,
in your neighborhood.
Aged senile Crackers,
spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their
ballots with more care.
Every chad is sacred,
every chad is great,
If a chad is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Pass one to your neighbor,
bend it round just right,
Now just tap that bit there,
Oops - the camaras!  KILL THE LIGHT!
Every chad is useful,
every chad is fine.
God needs everybodies,
mine, and mine, and mine.
Let Ralph Nader squander
what's destined for Al's gain.
God shall strike him down for
each chad that's spilled in vain.
Every chad is sacred,
every chad is good,
every chad is needed,
in your neighborhood,
Every chad is sacred,
every chad is great,
If a chad is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

LisaB