Mullet Tidbits, Probably Off-Topic

[Grant Barrett]

All of this comes off another email list I'm on called Guitartown.

There is, apparently, a mullet festival in Swansboro, North Carolina, this
weekend. The entire list (mostly Southerners, for what it's worth) seemed to
be aware of the haircut and asked for clarification: hair or fish? The
poster replied:

"Naw, the fish!! Not that that haircut isn't in abundance. I saw a whole
mullet-attired family at the supermarket the other night. Downright scary,
ain't it? Hey, at least we don't have the 'flounder-fling,' but they do at
the Morehead City Seafood Fest."

Somebody else replied with this, which is good for a laugh.

"About 5 years ago, my brother left this song on our message machine. He
sang it in the type of voice which would accompany a mullet. We didn't know
who the hell had left it and laughed for days. Only a month later did we
find out who did it. There were another two whole verses of which my
brother, to save his life cannot remember. Scott says that he can remember
some of it. I'll have to find out."


>MULLET B. GOODE
>words by Daniel Williams
>
>Sang to the tune of "Johnny B. Goode"
>
>Well I packed my bags and moved on down to Rockingham
>A city slicker boy, that ain't what I am
>I got a mullet grown off of a 'high and tight'
>My barber Billy Ray knows how to cut it right
>I quit my job and now I part-time model my hair
>And sell snow cones at the Mecklenburg County Fair
>
>Grow, Grow,    Grow Mullet Grow Grow
>               Grow Mullet Grow Grow
>               Grow Mullet Grow Grow
>               Grow Mullet Grow Grow
>'Cause a Mullet B. Goode






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