FW: Enron, the verb (fwd)

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Reminds me a frustrated woman shopping in a department store while trying to
keep tabs on her overly active child (approximately 8 years old, I would
guess).  After the child kept ignoring her warnings to stop "asking her to
buy everything he saw," the lady angrily said, "You better stop before I
childabuse you!"  NEW VERB?  Or have I missed something?  Well, it sounds
better than the verb, enron [en'ron or 'en ron]?    P-A-T