Synonym jokes

[James A. Landau]

Somebody on this list once asked for synonym jokes.  Here are two candidates
from work---do they qualify?

The Board of Directors gave the top Enron executives a degree of latitude
without parallel.


We have a Dell computer called "the Gateway" because it handles messages
between our building and the inter-facility network.  Shouldn't we also have
a Gateway computer called "the Dell"?

    - Jim Landau