HISTORY LESSON 101

[Donald M Lance]

Someone forwarded this item to me.  I have no idea where it originated and
don't really want to know.  Accompanying comments indicated that the
previous two recipients took it as "gospel truth."  You lexicographers and
slangographers out there might want to check your etymologies on these
expressions and make appropriate corrections in your files.  You bet!

If you find this posting a total waste of your time, I apologize.

DMLance

HISTORY LESSON 101

Next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to
be....

Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May
and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell
so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to  hide the body odor. Baths
consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.   The man of the house had the
privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the
women and finally the children--last of  all the babies. By then the water
was so dirty you could actually  lose someone in it--hence the saying,
"Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs - thick straw - piled high, with no wood
underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs,
cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained
it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the
roof -hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a
real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really mess
up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over
the top afforded some protection.  That's how canopy beds came into
existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, hence
the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery
in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help
keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh
until when you opened the  door it would all start slipping outside. A piece
of wood was placed  in the entranceway - hence, a "thresh hold."

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always
hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the
stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then
start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been
there for  quite a while - hence the rhyme, "peas porridge hot, peas
porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When
visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a
sign of wealth that a man "could bring home the bacon." They would cut off a
little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with a high acid content
caused some of the lead to leach onto the  food, causing lead poisoning and
death. This happened most often  with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or
so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.  Most people did not have pewter
plates, but had trenchers, a piece of wood with the middle scooped out like
a bowl. Often trenchers were made from stale bread which was so old and hard
that they could be used for quite some time. Trenchers were never washed and
a lot of times worms and mold got into the wood and old bread.   After
eating off wormy, moldy trenchers, one would get "trench mouth."

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the
loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes
knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would
take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the
kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and
eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up - hence the custom of
holding a "wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places
to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take  the bones to a
"bone-house" and reuse the grave. When re-opening these coffins, 1 out of 25
coffins were found to have scratch marks on  the inside and they realized
they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string
on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the
ground and tie it to a bell.  Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard
all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone
could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer".

And that's the truth... (and whoever said that History was boring?!)