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[James A. Landau]

AOL news is currently reporting "Jury Finds Yates Case Guilty".  And you
thought President Bush had trouble with the English language...

According to the orthographically challanged [their spelling] band at my
daughter's high school, the brass instrument with the slide is called a
"T-bone".

Computer network security people refer to the part of a network on the public
side of the firewall as the "DMZ", yes, "demilitarized zone".

       - Jim Landau