"Bush's Daughters Moderately Higher"

[James A. Landau]

Not really relevant for ADS-L, but too good not to quote.

The way AOL News flashes its headlines, it is easy to start reading a
headline, miss the transition, and finish reading in the next headline.
Today offered an exceptionally good example (recalling that the Presidential
daughters have been in trouble for underage drinking):

The two headlines in question were
     Bush's Daughters Celebrate Birthday
     Stocks Moderately Higher

              - Jim Landau